Post Party Pictures!

Wow, what a great night!

The fags from the Lamplighter Gallery brought cupcakes, or "cockcakes" as they like to call them, for us all to enjoy. Wally refused to eat his because he didn't want to look 'gay.'


Cock Ninja brought an amazing ice sculpture for us all to do shots off of. (You know how he feels about snowmen.)



And Asshat brought, what else but, asshat party favors she made herself.



Ninj came dressed as his most favorite thing in the whole wide world, pussy.


Ferret was angry as hell because all the costume shop had left was this stupid looking bunny suit. It’s your own fault dude, I told you not to wait until the last minute to get a costume.


Wally came as Batman. Alek wanted to come as his ‘Robin,’ but Wally wanted no part in that.


So, Alek decided to come as a fairy. Big surprise, homo.



Guy-Pierre came dressed as Cher from her 1980s music video “If I Could Turn Back Time.”


I don’t know where those two faggots disappeared to mid-way through the party, but I later found one of my carved pumpkins looking like it was molested.



Stallion and Pinky. Pinky thought Stallion was “kidding” about how he got his nickname.

Tranny came dressed as beer, and when we ran out of said refreshment, he tried to drink himself.


Zanna claims she ‘dressed up,’ but I think she just came straight from work at the club.


Twzz hung up her teachers uniform for the night and came as a sexy officer of the law. Wally chased her around the entire time trying to get her to frisk him. Hey, Wally, for future reference: You can’t hide a boner when you are wearing a Lycra body suit, ok?


Apache came as bondage Barbie and, very resourcefully, found use for those toys her kids never play with anymore.


Jane drove all the way down from Canada to be with us for Halloween! And she made sure we heard about it all night.


She couldn’t find a last minute babysitter, so she had to bring her kid along. Yeah, ha ha guys, bring a little kid dressed as Hitler to the ‘Jews’ Halloween party, very funny.


Asshat worked out furiously before the party so she could show up looking like this. Just to get revenge on Ninj for making her blow him underneath the bleachers. As soon as she got her revenge she raided my refrigerator.


It worked, though. Ninj took one look at her, got a hard on, and...well…


Canuck showed up towards the end of the party and really ‘blew us away’ with her costume.



Thanks for making my Halloween special, guys!